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Dazzle Your Crush With  These Witty Texts!

  Only $6.99!

• Hilarious.  Sexy.  Entertaining.

• No Cliches. No Lame Poems.

• For Every Romantic Situation.

It’s A PDF File!

Buy • Download • Read On Computer • Print

 

 

Look Inside The Flirty Text Message Helper:

(All Texts Listed By Situation You’re In)

Situation #1: Your crush is clearly interested (awesome!)

Objective: Play it up

Sample Flirty Text:

You: STOP.

Likely reply: Stop what?
You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now.

Situation #2: You Want To Play Hard To Get

Objective: Be Cocky Funny

Sample Flirty Text:

You: (send blank text).

Likely reply: Why did you send me a blank text?
You: Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me.

The Flirty Text Message Helper isn’t just for the first text you send someone.

It’s for every phase of a relationship.

It’s for keeping things going in the right direction.

It’s for warming the path to a phone call. Or a date. It’s to add pizazz to a blooming relationship.
But mostly, it’s to make the person on the other end SMILE.

Take a look at our funny text messages for other situations:

Situation: You Want To Bring a Smile To Their Day

Objective: Say something clever.

Sample Funny Text:

You: I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, ‘”The Titanic is Syncing.”

 

Situation: You’ve Had Sex & You Want To Compliment Them

Objective: Be creatively filthy.

Sample Dirty Flirty Text Message:

For Men: You’ve ruined …. (sorry, dear reader,  it’ll cost you a whopping $6.99 to see our hilarious but sexy texts! )

For Women: I am more sore today than I was after my …. (fork it over, cheapskates, it’s only $6.99!)

 

LOOK!  The Flirty Text Message Helper Has Witty Texts For 19 Dating Situations!

Here are just four:

1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow

2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty

3. You want to make them laugh

4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After Texting A Few Times

 

Order The Flirty Text Message Helper Now.

You’ll Never Send A Boring Text Again!

• Never Run Out Of Clever Things To Say

• Monthly Updates By Team Of Writers & Researchers

• Classified By 19 Dating Situations For Fast Access

• Quality Over Quantity: Only The Wittiest Texts Get Included

Look At What You Get With It!

Bonus #1: Monthly Updates. Our team of writers and researchers write and discover original texts so you’ll always be kept up to date (via email)

Bonus #2: The Four Thumbs Texting Technique Guide. Filled with tips on writing irresistible texts.

Bonus #3: Compilation Of The Most Creative Emoticons. Forget the over-used ones like: :>) Try new ones like: \^o^/

 

 

 


Only $6.99

(includes monthly updates)

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* You don’t need Kindle, iPad or other e-readers.
Buy • Download • Read On Computer • Print

 

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Guys, click here for How To Get A Girl’s Phone Number Without Getting Shot Down.

 

 

Wow, Is There A Lot Of Crap Out There In The Interwebs!

If you’ve looked online for ideas on how to text a girl or how to text a guy, you know the sheer volume will make you weep (and not in a good way). And my God! They’re awful.  You wouldn’t send them to your ex!

Do you really have the time–or the stomach–to go through all the crap and pick out the good ones?

We do.  Why spend days online when you can get the best in a click of a button? (And get monthly updates!)
Take a look at what our customers are saying:

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Hello!

I’m a pretty clever guy (if I say so myself), so I was a little nervous about buying your book because I didn’t want to look up something every time I wanted to send a text. But I have to say after reading your collection of text messages, very funny text messages I might add, it sparked a lot of insanely great ideas and me. Thanks for all the text but mostly thanks for giving me a way to brainstorm my own.

 

– – Marty Danko, 23, Orlando

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Hi!

I did not think this was for women at first because it looked a little too male oriented but I’m glad I took a chance because it is just as much for women as it is for men. If I ever run out of ideas on flirty texts I just crack open your collection and there it is in full glory. Thanks!

–Nancy, 28 New York

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Dear Flirty Text Message Helper,

I am one of those people who thinks carefully about the text I sent to girls – – probably a little bit too much for my own good – – so your database of funny text messages was perfect for me. And I never overuse them because I get your monthly updates and get new ones. Well done!

 

–Marc, 30, Buffalo, NY

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 Only $6.99

(includes monthly updates)

Click now and get immediate access.

* You don’t need Kindle, iPad or other e-readers.
Buy • Download • Read On Computer • Print

 

Ladies, click here for How To Meet Guys On Facebook!

 

Guys, click here for How To Get A Girl’s Phone Number Without Getting Shot Down.

 

P.S. -The Flirty Text Message Helper is a collection of pre-written flirty texts you can send to the person you’re interested in. Written or hand-picked by our team of writers and researchers and classified by dating circumstance, you’ll never run out of clever things to say! We emphasize quality over quantity–only the wittiest texts get included. It’s for men, for women, but mostly, for results!

Sending Flirty Texts Will Never Be The Same!

Learn how to text a girl!

Learn how to text a guy!

Learn how to text a trannie!

It’s all the same.  First, You Make Them SMILE!

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